The lingerie designer company Agent Provocateur has enticed Ms Moss into the world of erotic movies.

In the four four-minute movies, Ms Moss can be seen in various states of undress acting out a dream sequence.

The film marks the first time Miss Moss has taken a speaking part on film.

In the accompanying voice-over for the first film Miss Moss’s dulcet Croydon tones can be heard saying

“That was such a strange dream. I was in this big, empty house. I was lying on the floor and there was a chalk mark around my body – like in a crime scene. I got up, but it was like I floated up. My body was weightless. I could hear the sound of the sea, big waves crashing, and I could also hear some music somewhere, like someone was having a party.
The music was coming from one of the rooms.

One of the doors opened and a woman came out. ‘You’re Miss X, right?’”

And so the monologue goes on.

In the third movie, Miss Moss actually strips bare. The films, made over two nights in a mansion in London’s Portland Place, are directed by movie veteran Mike Figgis, maker of Leaving Las Vegas.

Ms Moss, 32, has never been shy about taking off her clothes, she has blatantly exploited her sexual image.

The company’s website crashed yesterday after thousands logged on to see the first of the four films.

Many web sites crashed yesterday including the Australian, after the tragic bizarre death of Steve Irwin. What a shame some barbs are more serious than others.

Am I the only way that wishes this woman would just go away! Bring back the dulcet tones of “I come from Luton airport”, for any one old enough to remember what I am talking about