Has Paris Hilton Found God?

[wildwood]

Paris Hilton: Please God, save me from jail


Nothing's going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and - wait for it - a Bible.


If ever there was a cry for help this is it.
Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, breaks the law.

Her "good behaviour" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison. Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.

[Spidy]

I bet the bible is hollowed out and there is a bottle inthe middle....

[tjw61]

Nah, he doesn't make enough money to keep her out of trouble either....maybe she's gonna ask him to pardon her?