Amy Winehouse’s crazy, never-ending vacation

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Posted by --girl February 23, 2009 the funniest blogger on the net
Amy Winehouse may never return from her St. Lucia vacation.

A source tells PEOPLE that the Grammy winner has no plans to return from her extended vacation to the U.K.

“She doesn’t need to come back to the U.K. for anything in particular,” the source said. “She will return at some point. But she’s getting everything she needs to do done in St. Lucia at the moment.”

Her reps have said that the singer is working on some new songs and the source says that she can record them right there if shelikes.

“She can go into a studio over there if she wants. Her record company (Island) is in Jamaica, so it can be arranged.”

But all is not well in her little island paradise. According to the rumor mill, her father flew down to see her over concerns about her drinking. The “Rehab” singer collapsed on Valentine’s Day and was hospitalized after running out of drug replacement medication - prescribed as part of her treatment for her heroin and crack cocaine addiction.

She was discharged one day later, but daddy dearest was worried about her alleged drinking and to offer support.

Winehouse has been making trouble for others as well. A report emerged this weekend that she broke up a lesbian couple while on holiday.

A female tourist found Winehouse in bed with her love in a St. Lucia hotel room. The scorned lover claimed the singer asked her to join in.

“Amy Winehouse asked me for a threesome and I said no, no, no,” the Mirror quoted the woman as saying on her MySpace profile. “It all got messy. Amy shouted at me for not joining in. It was a strange night.” Who wants genital warts?