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    Default Why do women nag to men?



    I think that they secretly want us to storm out and go down the pub!! Really it is their way of allowing us our freedom without appearing to give it away!!! They love us so much that they want us to have drinking time with the guys whenever we want and know that by nagging we will achieve this!! It would be rude of us not to go to the pub after all their selfless efforts to encourage us!! Long may the nagging continue!!!

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    No way, we nag because guys never listen! and you never seem to never know how to comfort and treat us with respect! it's always us, that has to sacrifice and do everything for you. All in all, we give more than we are receiving!

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    Though it is true that guys don't listen, do you really say interesting things. Respect is not automatic.
    "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

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    Hmmm...at the expense of being called a "sexist", I will share an old, but seeminigly applicable joke here for those that can appreciate the humor for its own sake without necessarily agreeing with the premise, (For the record...this is definitely NOT how I feel about women though...so don't scalp me! )

    How can you tell in advance if a woman is gonna be a nag?

    She's breathing!
    I just post what looks interesting as I'm wandering around the 'net. Credit always to the original scanner(s), capper(s), and or poster(s) of the content that I might put up here

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    It's been happening all throughout history. Even the Bible says that Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stillhouse View Post
    It's been happening all throughout history. Even the Bible says that Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.
    Nice observation!
    I just post what looks interesting as I'm wandering around the 'net. Credit always to the original scanner(s), capper(s), and or poster(s) of the content that I might put up here

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    Quote Originally Posted by jezzeluv View Post
    No way, we nag because guys never listen! and you never seem to never know how to comfort and treat us with respect! it's always us, that has to sacrifice and do everything for you. All in all, we give more than we are receiving!
    Double negative....so we ALWAYS know how to comfort and treat you with respect?

    Seems about right...us men are pretty awesome.

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    Because we can! not to mention it is amusing.

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    I knew it, now the truth has come out.

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    hahaha Of course...it is all a big conspiracy against men. We have meetings and everything. That is also why we never go to the bathroom alone. You didn't think we were actually using the facilities did you? Everyone knows we dont have bodily functions. We use that time to conspire. I hope I didn't give up a trade secret. I wouldn't want my right to nag card pulled from me. ;P

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    Quote Originally Posted by becca View Post
    Everyone knows we dont have bodily functions.
    All that potty porn on the internet is fake? I have been for no reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ken View Post
    All that potty porn on the internet is fake? I have been for no reason.
    Of course it is fake silly! Everyone knows that is just chocolate and lemonade. Lemonade is delicious. They get to drink it AND get paid for it! It is the perfect job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becca View Post
    I hope I didn't give up a trade secret. I wouldn't want my right to nag card pulled from me. ;P
    That card was janked the second you started spilling, you've been expelled from the UNA, United Naggers Association. In fact, you'll get the official expulsion letter in a few days, snail mail is slow, don't tell anyone
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    We find a mission to which we're sworn
    - or answer the call of Death's dark horn.
    Without a gleaning of purpose in life,
    we have no vision, we live in strife,
    - or let blood fall on a suicide knife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrtial_Artst View Post
    That card was janked the second you started spilling, you've been expelled from the UNA, United Naggers Association. In fact, you'll get the official expulsion letter in a few days, snail mail is slow, don't tell anyone
    Whaaaat? No! Dang it! I was in the running for Queen Nagger too! Great...there goes my chance to wear a crown.

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