2002: Nintendo releases Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land for GBA in Japan. Poor Kirby, a few Tylenol PMs and a fifth of Jack can do that to a guy. But trust me, you'll feel even worse in the morning.

2005: EA releases Battlefield 2: Modern Combat for PS2, XBOX, and GC in the US. Anyone been keeping up with The Office lately? Isn't it great how they play Battlefield 2 on the show? And how Jim's new love interest plays too? Yeah, she is way hotter than Pam anyway. Screw Pam, she had her chance.

2005: Activision releases Call of Duty 2 for PC in the US. They look over to Battlefield 2 on the shelf..."this is embarrassing." "I'm comfortable." "I didn't realize you were showing up..." "So what?" "We are both war games...kinda cramps our style." "Maybe it cramps your style, not mine." "Is this how you get attention? Do you actually have any friends?" "No...I'm very lonely." Mark Wilson