 Best That Money Can Buy
Best That Money Can Buy
A man walks into a brothel goes to the desk and talks to the madame.
"I've only got a tenner. What can I get for that?" "We offer the best deals in town" she replies, "For ?10 you can go to Room 1" The guy goes to the room and finds a gorgeous blonde. He gets down to business and leaves well satisfied. Next day he goes back "I've only got a fiver today." he says. "For ?5 you get Room 2" she tells him He goes into the 2nd room where there's a pretty ropey redhead "Oh well not bad for a fiver" he thinks to himself as he's shagging her senseless. Next day the guy goes back "Me again what can I get for ?2.50?" he asks "Room 3" she says pointing down the corridor. In the room he finds a PIG! "Well its only ?2.50" he thinks, strips off and shags the pig. By now his funds are running very low. He returns to the brothel "I've only got a quid - can I have anything for that?" "Hmmm... You've been a good customer this week so I can let you go to room 4 for ?1." she decides. Off he goes.
The room is full of chairs so he sits down and then he realises he is watching a live sex show with a guy trying to screw a chicken. "That's disgusting" he says to the bloke next to him. "You should of been here yesterday mate - there was a guy and a pig!"
__________________ ''Life's tough........it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -John Wayne
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