The physician and the bartender

[plant]

Everyday after work the physician would head to his local bar and have an Almond daiquiri. Like clockwork he would appear at 5:30. Dick the bartender always had his drink waiting for him at his regular seat. One day Dick went to make the drink and couldn't find any almonds. After rooting around his stores he found some hickory nuts and decided to use them as a substitute. When the doctor arrived he sat down and took a sip. With a quizzical expression upon his face, he asked, "Is this an Almond daiquiri Dick?". "No, it's a Hickory daiquiri, Doc".

[Xray]

Wow. How about some cheese with that CORN!

[plant]

I can't help it. I know it's retarded, but I like cheese corn and puns big time. I kill at the watercooler.