Airplane Conversation

[tjw61]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the

stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and

said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear

power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a

question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified

to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

[Spidy]

lol... ain't that the truth

[ken]

I had to sit beside a crabby bitch on my last flight, and the wifey was on the other side pissed off over the delay.

[Spidy]

I had to sit beside a crabby bitch on my last flight

Man you talk about your wife like that....

and the wifey was on the other side pissed off over the delay.

Goods thing you clarified that...