Even god enjoys a good laugh!

[Spidy]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.He called everyone brother.

2.He liked Gospel.

3.He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.He went into His Father's business.

2.He lived at home until he was 33.

3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his

Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1.He talked with His hands.

2.He had wine with His meals.

3.He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1.He never cut His hair.

2.He walked around barefoot all the time.

3.He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1.He was at peace with nature.

2.He ate a lot of fish.

3.He talked about the Great Spirit .

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1.He never got married.

2.He was always telling stories.

3..He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1.He fed a crowd at a

moment's notice when there was virtually no food.

2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

[hippie pieces]

Funny stuff. In all actuality Jesus was a hippie though.