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Old 16th June 2009, 08:52 PM
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A professor was experimenting with frogs for years. He had them so well trained that he was able to get them to jump on command.

Jump! He commanded... and the frog was able to jump two feet. He cut off one of the back legs completly.

Jump! He commanded... this time the frog was only able to jump one foot. He severed the other leg off.

Jump! The frog didn't move. Jump! Again didn't move.

So the conclusion of the story "Frogs without legs, can't hear."
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