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Old 26th June 2009, 12:45 PM
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. MJ fckued little boys.

When is it bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
You are in my son.

Apparently he died of food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts.

Madonna cant believe her luck.. 3 more black kids up for adoption.
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you are so wrong lol

but is so hilarious congratulations you made my day and gave me a new chain mail
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