Michael Jackson Jokes

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I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.




Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.

[steely]

So inappropriate... yet so Funny.
I guess I should feel guilty and maybe I will when I quit laughing.

[WillyStyle]

Michael Jackson has died and is now up in Heaven...and Baby P thought he was finally safe!

[WillyStyle]

Alot of people blame Michael Jackson's death on the sun, saying it melted him. But don't blame it on the sunsine..blame it on the boogie!

[howisyou]

some good ones there lol thanks

[jonrobert]

he just died.this is bad plus funny.

[talisman1]

Michael Jackson had a terrible problem just before his death when trying to pick his nose.He couldn't decide which one to have.

LA had the hottest day in twenty years and MJ was out enjoying the weather with his children.He felt something in his right nostril and proceeded to pick it and to his horror realised his nose was melting.
"Oh! shit he gasped my nose is melting it's too bloody hot."
As quick as flash Prince Michael replied,
"Don't blame it on the sunshine,don't blame it on the good times,blame it on the booga."

Michael Jackson lay in his coffin and looking down on himself with an out of body experience realised to his horror that his body was turning black again.
His time came to leave and standing at the pearly gates turned to St Peter and said,
" what am I going to do nobody will recognise me in heaven?"
To which St peter replied,
"Calm down Michael come on in,relax and go and lie down on that bed over there.This is heaven and when you awake you'll feel all white."