 damn ham
There was a family of three who were very religious.
One day the wife goes to the deli and asks the clerk:
"what is on sale today?" The clerk replied "Damn ham"
The lady replied by saying "sir you should curse, I just asked whats on special"
The clerk states "no lady thats the name of the ham"
"oh then give me five pounds"
She proceeds to go home and husband arrives while she is cooking
"hi honey whats for dinner?" the wife replies "Damn ham, honey"
Honey you know we should not curse" the wife says "no thats the name of the ham" oh okay then proceeds to go sit down at the table with his son.
As the wife is walking in with the ham the child ask his father "what is mom making for dinner?" the dad replies "damn ham son"
"Dad! you shouldn't be cussing" no no son thats the name of the ham oh.
As mom sits down the sons turns around and says then pass the fucken potatoes! | 
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