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1st August 2009, 01:21 PM

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A man and his girlfriend are in bed one evening when the girl's phone beeps. The man, angry at being interrupted, grabs it and texts back "How the f*ck should I know? Call the lifeboats you pillock!"

"Who was that?" asked his girlfriend

"Some idiot asking you if the coast was clear"

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