 Terrible jokes
Most of these jokes are really bad but they made me laugh anyway.
Q: Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a tomato.
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: What did one fish say to the other fish in the tank?
A: How the hell do you drive this thing?
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fish
Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead
Q: What do you call a girl who's round and green?
A: Melony
Piece of string walks in to a bar. Barmen says "sorry we don't serve your kind here" so the piece of string walks back out side, twists himself around and ruffles up one of his ends.
So he walks back in to the same pub and the barman says "hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out"
The piece of string replies
"I'm a frayed knot"
Q: What happened to the cannibal who turned up late for dinner?
A: He got the cold shoulder.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
I went to a zoo the other day.
They only had one animal there.
It was a dog.
It was a shitzu
Q:What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: wonkey!  | 
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