 Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was
attracted to him,and during her questions about his life, she asked him
how he had sex?
'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said 'Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'
Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but
I will show you how to do it properly' She took off her clothing and
lay down on the ground. Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you
must put it in here.'
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his
considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the
crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed
'What did you do that for?'
Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.' | 
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