 Women drivers!!!
This morning on the Freeway,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new Holden Calais doing 110 kms per hr with her
Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked my Mobile phone away from my ear
Which fell into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the darn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an important call.
bloody women drivers!! | 
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