 Fosters
An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands . He walks
> into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As
> she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the
> course of theevening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he
> asks if she wants to come back to his place.
>
> Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay
> her $200 to sleep with him.
>
> As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she
> agrees.
>
> The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and
> after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with
> him again for $200. She remembers the payout from night before and
> is only too happy to agree.
>
> This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again,
> orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner.. The barmaid thinks
> that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some
> more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him.
>
> She asks him where he's from in Australia ...
>
> ' Melbourne ', he tells her.
>
> 'So am I. What suburb?' she enquires.
>
> 'Glen Iris' he replies.
>
> 'That's amazing,' she says excitedly, 'so am I - what street?'
>
> ' Cameo Street ' he replies.
>
> 'This is unbelievable.........' she says, her voice quavering;
>
> 'What number?'
>
> 'Number 20', he replies.
>
> She is totally astonished. 'You are NOT going to believe this,' she
> screams, 'but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!'
>
> 'I know...' he says, 'Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you'
>
> HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN  | 
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