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Let me get this straight.

Obama's Health Care Plan will be written by a committee
whose Chairman says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn't read it,
signed by a president who smokes,
funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes,
overseen by a surgeon general who is morbidly obese,
and financed by a country that is completely broke.

What could possibly go wrong?
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An elderly lady in Oswaldtwistle ( Lancashire,UK..'Home of the partial eclipse!')
says to her next-door neighbour...

"Lizzie my Haemorrhoids are really playing me up, What shall I do ?"

Her neighbour replies.."Try my mother's old remedy....after youve finished with a Teapot...just smear the Tea-leaves which are left around the Haemorrhoids, leave them there... and the Haemorrhoids will shrivel away !"..

So for three weeks she tried this so-called 'cure' , but to no avail !...and thus went to see her Doctor....who, as it happened, hailed from an Eastern Land!..

"How can I help you today Maggie"..he asked !

"Well Doctor my Haemorrhoids are as bad as they've ever been...can you help me please ??"..

" Disrobe...Bend over..and let me view the offending parts "...Dr Singh replied
and for the next forty-five minutes examined Maggie's rear end !.

Getting somewhat bored...and a little chilly as well ...Maggie asked...

" Well Doctor...can you do anything for me ??"...

" I can"...Dr Singh replied....

" I can tell you that you are going on a long journey !...that you will meet the man of your dreams !...and soon you will have Piles of Gold !!!

( You can tell this gag in Lancashire..but they don't get it in Glasgow!!...
That's because they can't hear you !!)...
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