A young Chinese couple gets married

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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a
virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she
doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be
reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis
your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. you juss ask... so... whatchu
want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
worldly, which he hopes wil l impr ess her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly
whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"

[ken]