 A Cowboy
A Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
Weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The cowboy replies, "If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was
Talking to the sheep."
__________________ ''Life's tough........it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -John Wayne
"The main difference between the wise man and a fool is that a fool's mistakes never teach him anything." -Unknown
"With age comes the realization of mortality" -Tom Woods
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