A powerful anti-oxidant discovered in human sperm is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin.

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Spermine originally found in human sperm is being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company call Biaforskning (how apropos), according to New York magazine.
Spermine facials cost around $250 at New York Townhouse Spa where the substance is penetrated with ultrasound and infrared light. They also offer snail-secretion facials for $175 (ewww!).
More basic Spermine treatments can be found for $125 at the New York spa Graceful Services.
I suspect there are “grateful services” out there where such facials are provided for free.
http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/06...ooth-wrinkles/