Masturbation causes cancer

[ken]

(Illseed News) A recent study will have men shaking in their boxers if they choked the chicken a bit too much in their younger years.

Researchers at the University of Nottingham have determined that men who masturbate often in their 20s and 30s are far more prone to developing prostate cancer.

The scientists surveyed 800 men and about half of them had suffered from prostate cancer.

The same data could be attributed to gentlemen that got their mack on frequently with the ladies, but the higher sexual activity was generally credited the act of self-love.

Ironically, men over 40 that jerk-off or shag a lot of babes can reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

Masturbation clearly needs a great publicist to stop this bad press.
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so we must conclude don't start something and stop, keep going. Honey come here I have something for ya

[revae]

what the difference masturbation on age 20 and 40??
it's still masturbation rite?
good for the ol' and not for the young?? hmm...

[cheffy]

i was of the understanding that masterbation kept testicular cancer at bay so wat are we supposed to believe???

[Xray]

Is this World Wide News again? Or Onion news?

[ken]

Masturbation and Prostate Cancer Risk its from WebMD

[Marvin-gardener]

Interesting - and if 100% true, I'd have been dead long ago!

[supatedd]

Houston we have a problem.

[virgilcane]

Im hard pressed to find a better way to die

[black04]

I seriously doubt the legitimacy of this study.