Wedding Speech

[egytopp]

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they' re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, 'No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he' d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would' ve been a free man!'

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Repost. Posted 3 times already:

1. http://www.newsgab.com/forum/joke-fo...versaries.html

2. http://www.newsgab.com/forum/joke-fo...-remember.html

3. http://www.newsgab.com/forum/joke-fo...-man-wife.html

Always remember to search even under the jokes. Usually for jokes try to search keywords such as shotgun, wedding, ect.