Thread: I hate halloween

Here in Oz, there is a growing movement by kiddies to dress up in half-assed "costumes" (a plastic mask is NOT a costume!) and demand chocolate/lollies from me because it's "Halloween". Now to avoid jail time and potential lawsuits, I would like to confirm with the learned folk at this site that the following responses to food requests is legal, and will teach the kids a valuable lesson that Halloween should stay in the U.S.:

- Offer chillies covered in chocolate as "chocolate coated licorice"
- Use chocolate flavoured laxatives in home-made choc-chip cookies
- Fill a water pistol with water and beetroot juice (aka fake blood) and spray any kids that come within 50 feet of my house
- Make a paper mache head complete with blood and santa beard/hat and say "Santa won't be visiting this year"

If you have any other ideas I can try, please post them!

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I use chocolate covered crickets. Over the years I seem to have gotten less and less people.


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Have you tried giving away free kisses to their mothers?

Originally Posted by ken

Have you tried giving away free kisses to their mothers?

I've tried many times, but I keep getting "the restraining order says 100 yards". What's a monkey to do???

You can use slugs (the round punch outs) from eletrical boxes if you have access to said item in quantity - kids think you are handing out change and don't find out till they get home.

Originally Posted by chefjames

You can use slugs (the round punch outs) from eletrical boxes if you have access to said item in quantity - kids think you are handing out change and don't find out till they get home.

I thought you meant garden slugs, or worse (gun slugs aka bullets)...

halloween is the best weekends ever for a college student

Hi,
Well i am not getting you... Is this any kinda a joke?? ... you sounds dangerous and the craziest one...