Here in Oz, there is a growing movement by kiddies to dress up in half-assed "costumes" (a plastic mask is NOT a costume!) and demand chocolate/lollies from me because it's "Halloween". Now to avoid jail time and potential lawsuits, I would like to confirm with the learned folk at this site that the following responses to food requests is legal, and will teach the kids a valuable lesson that Halloween should stay in the U.S.:
- Offer chillies covered in chocolate as "chocolate coated licorice"
- Use chocolate flavoured laxatives in home-made choc-chip cookies
- Fill a water pistol with water and beetroot juice (aka fake blood) and spray any kids that come within 50 feet of my house
- Make a paper mache head complete with blood and santa beard/hat and say "Santa won't be visiting this year"
If you have any other ideas I can try, please post them!
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