Funny ass site......here are samples from it.....Code:http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear George Orwell,
Sorry to say that you were right.
Sincerely, The Year 2010.
Similar Newsgab Articles:
“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.” -John Wayne
"With age comes the realization of mortality" -Tom Woods
My fav so far...but I'm only 2 pages into it thus far!
Next time you sneak out, I suggest not letting your friends upload and tag you in picutes on Facebook of the night before. Idiot.
Sincerely, your mother.
I just post what looks interesting as I'm wandering around the 'net. Credit always to the original scanner(s), capper(s), and or poster(s) of the content that I might put up here
tjw61 (14th January 2011)
Please understand, if I wanted to see something in 3-D, I'd go to a play.
Sincerely, Never Going To Look Good In Those Dumb Glasses
Dear www . dearblankpleaseblank . com,
Please return the 60 seconds of my life you stole from me when I viewed your pointless and unfunny website.
Sincerely, Disappointed web surfer
This made me LOL.. It's true too!Dear TV commercials,
Please stop being ten times louder than the show I am trying to watch.
Sincerely, now deaf.
I also quite liked
andDear Mary Poppins,
Maybe telling children to eat spoonfuls of sugar isn't such a good idea...
Sincerely, the Diabetics Association
Dear Gingerbread Man,
You running away only makes me that much more hungry when I catch you.
Sincerely, Cookie Monster