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  1. 1st August 2012, 05:53 AM #1
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    Default I will do anything to pass

    A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

    "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."

    He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

    "Anything."

    His voice softens. "Anything??"

    "Absolutely anything."

    His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

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  3. 1st August 2012, 04:37 PM #2
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    Default Re: I will do anything to pass

    Quote Originally Posted by shaker View Post
    A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

    "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."

    He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

    "Anything."

    His voice softens. "Anything??"

    "Absolutely anything."

    His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"


    I've heard this joke before with the punchline as 'wash my car' or 'paint my house'...but this one is sooooo much better!

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  5. 3rd August 2012, 01:57 AM #3
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    Default Re: I will do anything to pass

    haha yea its so smart assy its funny!

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    Default Re: I will do anything to pass

    has any one seen the eiger sanction with clint eastwood???? thats a line from that movie...or close to it. still funny tho.

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    Default Re: I will do anything to pass

    Quote Originally Posted by angelal View Post
    has any one seen the eiger sanction with clint eastwood???? thats a line from that movie...or close to it. still funny tho.
    LOL I'd completely forgotten about that!

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    Default Re: I will do anything to pass

    Quote Originally Posted by angelal View Post
    has any one seen the eiger sanction with clint eastwood???? thats a line from that movie...or close to it. still funny tho.
    yes, yes it is! lol

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    Default Re: I will do anything to pass

    uuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhahahahahhah hahahahahihiihiihihihihi
    it's really funny

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    Default Re: I will do anything to pass

    haha good joke

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