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    Heart Attack

    An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.

    The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

    After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

    Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

    "Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock !!!

    "We've never had a democrat in the family before!!!" :p

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    So true!



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