A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from one person, we put into another person's chest, and in two weeks he is looking for work"
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us.... in the U.S.A, about two years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls......we made him President of the United States, and now.....the whole country is looking for work."
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