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    Two French paratroopers were seconded to the Foreign SAS for special training.

    After the 1st day they met up in the bar.
    "Ah, Pierre, ow 'av you been doing ?"

    "Merde ! I 'av 'ad ze most terrible day. Terrible ! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."

    "And zen what 'appened ?"

    "I will tell you what 'appened ! 'E made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform two metres off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp !"

    "And did you jurmp ?"

    "I did not. I told 'Im - 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp two metres. Eet is beneath my dignity'."

    "And zen what 'appened ?"

    "Zen 'e made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform five metres off ze ground, and 'e said "Jurmp."

    "And did you jurmp ?"

    "I did not. I told 'I'm - 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp five metres. Eet is beneath my dignity'."

    "What 'appened zen ?"

    "Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform thirty metres above ze parade ground.
    'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous weely, and 'e said 'If you do not jurmp, I am going to steek zis right urp your burme!'"

    "Sacre Bleu, Mon ami. And did you jurmp ?"

    "A leetle, at ze beginning."

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    I just post what looks interesting as I'm wandering around the 'net. Credit always to the original scanner(s), capper(s), and or poster(s) of the content that I might put up here B-)

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