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    Default On the roof

    A man goes away for vacation and asks his neighbor to watch his cat for him while he was away. A few days later, the guy calls to check on the cat. The neighbor answers the phone.

    Guy: How's my cat doing.

    Neighbor: I hate to tell you this, but the cat got loose and ran under a bus and was killed. I'm so sorry.

    G: No, you can't just say it like that. What you should have done is said: Your cat is on the roof, and we're trying to get him down. The next time I call you say he fell, and we're nursing him back to health. The third time I call you say there were complications and he passed away. That way you're breaking it to me gently.

    N: Oh, ok, sorry.

    G: Did you hear from my mother? She said she'd call you to make sure everything is ok.

    N: No, but your father called. He said that your mother is on the roof.

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